I did it!

I rode a bicycle from my flat to my office. I know it doesn't sound like that big of a deal as it is only about a 20 minute ride, but if you had to do it on the road with the cars, motorbikes, buses, trolleys and trams you would be pretty proud of yourself! The cobblestones - small and large - are a bit painful on a bike, but all part of the experience. It only took me 8 months to get the courage to try - now I ride a bicycle everywhere :)!

The Iceland ash-cloud is really screwing with the weather here so I think I'm going to miss out on my first Italian spring. I'm not looking forward to the scorching hot summer, but I am looking forward to the sun coming out again! The entire month of May has been gray and rainy... apparently due to the volcano eruptions.

So over the past few weeks I've had a lot of flat related issues... again. First, after they "fixed the leak" i.e. painting over the water stains earlier this month. In that same week a technician came out to fix my shower. Then, two days later my washing machine stopped working. Mind you the washing machine is ancient and nearly fossilized. Regardless, my Italian landlord insisted that a technician come in to look at it. Now the washing machine works on only one setting and I have to hit the top of it anytime is starts "having problems". What the heck does that mean???

And now, surprise surprise, the leak... and stains are back.

Anyway - I'm finally getting used to the mentality and approach to things out there... still don't understand them, but now I can at least anticipate whats coming.

Other things I've learned:

Italians like to practice their English with Americans more than the British. The British have the reputation of being "snobs" (thier words, not mine) here. Its funny because I get it... I understand why the Britians get this reputation. Americans would probably have the same reputation if there were more of us out here for longer than two weeks at a time. The biggest attraction Italians have to me is that I'm a native English speaker and they automatically want to practice their English with me. It gets pretty annoying... its just like someone only liking you for your money or what you have to offer. No one is really looking to "get to know you".

Sun-bathing in public parks is a very common thing here. Normally this wouldn't be an exciting topic of conversation but what makes it different is that a lot of the men take off all their clothes (except underware) and lay-out. Again, not too surprising, except that I'm finding most Italian men wear speedos, and I'm sure we all agree that only a small percentage of people in the world can pull off a speedo... Women are also laying out - but usually with shorts and tank-tops.

A quick update on my previous "maids" post:
I'm finding that they are VERY common and apparently I'm crazy for not having one! They are very inexpensive so just about everyone I've met has a maid come at least 1/wk.

Alora, manco molto tutto e eccitato ci vediamo in Augosto!
I miss everyone very much and excited to see you in August.

Ciao!
Jme

A special thanks... and Lake Como

I want to send a special note to my friend, Dana. I miss you!!!!

Dana came out to visit me the week of Easter. An emergency project at work took me away from my vacation and in the office for 15 -20 hour days. Dana continued on our adventure by herself and had an amazing time...

Dana - so sorry I missed most of our time together but promise to make it up to you!!

We did squeeze in a couple days of fun. Below is our trip to Lake Como. No sighting of George Clooney - but the natural views of Como and Bellagio were more than enough for me ... can't speak for Dana though ;)!


Boat ride on our way to Bellagio!

Bellagio - near the port

Ride back from Bellagio to Como

Boat ride from Como to Bellagio - I have no idea why these pics are so mixed up!!! sorry.

Dana and I on one of the many cobble stone stairways of Bellagio!

The BEST rissotto I've ever had and probably will ever have! Strawberry flavored with champagne! DELICIOUS!

Me... at the Bellagio port

Speaks for itself :)

Our first sight of Lake Como! Gorgeous!

DANA! At the Lake Como train station.

I think it is worth mentioning that Dana and I had exactly 14 minutes to get from the Lake Como port to the Lake Como train station in order to make our train. We ran (almost) the whole way there and made it with 4 minutes to spare. We arrive on the train platform to find out the train is going to be 20 minutes late... welcome to Italy.

Ciaooooo

Amore a tutti!

Jme

One big difference

between Italian men and American men...

I went to an apperativo last Tuesday with my Canadian friend, Nicole. Nicole brought her boss, Lorenzo. Long story short - Lorenzo is engaged to Carmen and they have a 1-year old boy together. Lorenzo is interested in Nicole.

At some point in the night, Lorenzo asked Nicole what I thought of him. She said, "Jamie thinks you are trouble." He says, "Jamie, you think I trouble?" I say, "Si."

Right about this time Lorenzo's friend, Paulo, shows up... late 30's/ early 40's - married with 3 children - speaks almost zero English... but just enough to say to Nicole and I (after being there for 10 minutes), "I you to know, you most beautiful in world. Me very happy you here to be share tonight." He continued this theme for another 10 minutes. I responded with, "Where are your wife and kids tonight?"

Another hour passes and I end up standing outside with Lorenzo have a discussion about his feelings towards Nicole. Here's the gist of the conversation:

"Lorenzo"
"Jamie"

Jamie, just listen, people change.

I know.

I'm not trouble, its just that Carmen changed after she had our son.

Right, which is totally normal.

Yeah, but I did not. I still like to drive fast. I still like to go out late at night. I still like to drink and smoke.

And you like to pursue other women.

Well, not all women. Nicole is different to me. Nicole makes me feel lots of energy. I love being around her.

Right, well if what you say is true and its Nicole that you want, then you need to go home and tell your fiance that you shouldn't marry anyone because you want to be with other women.

No, Jamie, why would I ruin my family if I don't know if there is chemistry with me and Nicole? I need to kiss Nicole and have sex with Nicole before I would ruin my family. Why would I tell Carmen this?

Because otherwise you are CHEATING ON HER!!
Wow, you really chose the wrong person to talk to about this, Lorenzo.

No, Jamie, what do you mean? Ok, but what if Nicole and I don't have sparks? I tell Carmen and hurt her for nothing? That doesn't make any sense.

You tell Carmen because that is the right thing to do. You would want her to tell you, right?

[Blank stare]

Lorenzo, the truth will come out eventually. You want the best of both worlds. If you respect Carmen at all you would tell her that you don't want to marry her. You're wrong. Stop being selfish remember that your actions do affect others.

But Jamie, come on, people change.

You keep saying that as if it is going to change my opinion. Lorenzo, let me put it this way. If you can treat Carmen this way, then there is no reason why she can't do the same. Are you OK with Carmen kissing and sleeping with other men just to see if she likes them more than you?

Well, Jamie, I can't say anything to that.

Really? Why not?

Jamie, ok, I see your point, but c'mon.

C'mon what, Lorenzo? You're a grown man and I shouldn't have to explain this to you. You're wrong and you know it. I'm going back inside now.

I walked back into the bar and told Nicole I was heading home. Lorenzo thanked me for the "talk". If looks could talk my look said, "Are you freak'in kidding me?" Thats 25 minutes of my life I'll never get back. If it wasn't for the 2 tasty mohitto's I had, the night would have been a complete waste.

I walked home in disbelief.

As you may - or may not - know, having a mistress is very popular in Italy. Part of this is due to the fact that getting a divorce in Italy is much, much more complicated than in the US and takes a minimum of 3 years to finalize. So many couples agree to split (while, by law, staying married) and having relationships with other people. They stay married to avoid the legal battle while continuing to benefit from the tax breaks...

But then you have the Berlusconi's of the world (Prime Minister of Italy) who believe having more than one women is their right and women should be so lucky. Anytime a duomo statue souvenir (or anything with sharp edges) is thrown at the face of men like this, you have my respect.

http://www.cbc.ca/world/story/2009/12/13/berlusconi-attacked.html

My boss once asked me, "If you were Tiger Wood's wife, would you forgive him?" I looked at him and said, "Would you forgive your wife?" He responded, "Right, so No then." I said, "No, I wouldn't."

So at the end of the day I can say with confidence that American men are more evolved than Italian men in this regard. American men know better than to try and convince a women that cheating on his family/girlfriend/fiance is OK... regardless of what they really feel on the subject. Its important that I acknowledge that there are shameful women who act the same way - and I feel just as strongly about them...

What does that mean for me? That the probability of me marrying an Italian man is extremely low .... especially considering the fact that Italian men usually come with a controlling mother and a very high opinion of themselves (particularly over women). No grazie!

I don't think Italy has enjoyed the company of many women like me.

I'll close by acknowledging that there are some great men and women out there who know what it means to honor and love someone through the good and the bad. I thank each of you (and you know who you are) for giving me the hope and frankly, proof, that this type of love exists. .

<3 Jme

Munich, Germany

OK -- lets do pics first.

Typical Feb/March day in Germany. I was so sick of the snow and cold... it was nice to get back to Milan!

Here is the very famous Marlenplatz. I'm pretty sure I spelled that wrong. This was the only sunny day the entire time I was there!

Of course, the sausage. Doesn't look good to me but was very popular there!

My first German pretzel. Pretty good :). I was standing inside the Hard Rock Cafe - Munich. Pretty cool

Yes - they still wear this stuff...
















The drunk soccer (football) fans.
They were screaming and chanting for hours!















Germany is actually very similar to Colorado - aside from the language and hours of operation. The shops close for lunch for a couple hours and almost all stores are closed by 6pm!! I don't get it... Whats the point? When do people do their shopping? Well - to give credit where credits due... most companies close around 2 or 3pm on Fridays to give people time for shopping. Pretty relaxed life out here.

I was asked to relocate to Germany for a month to help out our colleagues in our Munich office. So they put me up in a flat and said, "OK, great see you tomorrow". They weren't the most helpful for me in regards to the basics... e.g. where is the grocery store? where is the nearest subway? How do I turn on the heat? what the hell is going on ;)? Sink or swim has been a very familiar feeling lately.

There was, however, a girl named Vanessa who was very good to me. I was actually training her to take my place so that I could get back to my normal day job in Milan. She took me to the grocery store and picked me up and dropped me off almost every day I was there. In general, the Germans are very nice. Of course I looked like them so I fit in much better there. Most assumed I was German and started speaking to me in German right away. It didn't take long for them to realized I wasn't - but it was nice not to be judged immediately ;).

Germany is a lot like Colorado. The air is dry, VERY cold (it is actually colder in Germany), and the people are really nice. Food was pretty good. I'm not a big red meat eater so the weinerschnitzel and other sausage type foods were not on my menu - but overall the food was good. Same with the beer - can't drink a lot of it, but what I did have was great.

I went to the famous Munich Carnival in March. It is very similar to Halloween with out the tick-or-treaters. Lots of live entertainment, drinking and dressing up. I suppose it is a Halloween for adults!

I was looking forward to going to the Disney Castle and taking time for Dachau Concentration Camp but both weekends I was there it was snowing - blizzard like snow. Totally sucked.

All-in-all a good time and happy I spent time there.

I picked up a few words but have no idea how to spell most of them so I'll leave it alone :)!

Went to London last week - loved it!!! Will post some of those pics soon!

Ciao
jme

Away from home

I usually try to keep my posts upbeat, informative, and hopefully entertaining, but I need to take a minute to acknowledge the hardest circumstance I've faced yet.

My mom had a heart-attack on Saturday, Feb 13th. She was giving a school presentation when the begining stages of the heart-attach come on. She, of course, finished her presentation (and was told she got an A) and then decided to go drive herself to the doctor because the pain she was feeling was something she never experienced before. She called me swearing it was just indigestion, but thought it would be best to check it out while the Kaiser office was still open. She arrived, they did an EKG and rushed her to Good Samaritans Hospital.

The decision she made to go to the hospital saved her life. She called me to let me know what was going on. At this point it was approx. 10:30pm in Germany. I was very worried and told her I would be awake until I heard from her again with an update.

Long story short - she had a spontaneous dissection of the circumflex artery. This is a very rare type of heart attack which resulted in all the cardiologists/cardiac surgeons meeting to decide what to do for her. They decided it would be best to try and stent the artery's affected by the dissection. One stent worked and the other two failed, resulting in one collapsed artery and the other barely functioning.

Once the doctors realized there wasn't much they could do without making the problems worse, they decided to let my mom have the heart attack and monitor her closely...

There was a critical 48 hour window that I didn't know about until the 3rd day after the "event". My mom has survived yet another traumatic medical procedure/event and is expected to make a near-full recovery (aside from the heart damage sustained due to the heart attack).

What is a girl to do? I'm in Germany - at minimum 30 hours away from reaching her. At the time of all the commotion on day 1 - I was told she had an "crucial 8 hour window" where they were really concerned for her life. Even if I had all the money in the world - I wouldn't be able to reach her in time. It was the worst feeling I've ever had. I was completely helpless, alone, and thinking (very dangerous for girls when they are emotional).

The one thing that I prayed would not happen during my "oversees experience" was that my family fall ill or become seriously injured. Of course you hope things like this never happen - but you REALLY hope they don't happen while your so far away.

This last week was a huge eye opener for me. To be completely honest, I still don't know if I made the right decision.

What was my decision, you ask? Well, ironically I was already scheduled to fly home on Feb. 19th for 8 days for family visit and a few days of work stuff. The travel was booked approx 6 weeks ago and everything was set. Then you get "the call". Should I leave the second I hear of an illness or injury? Should I wait? Will I totally regret my decision? Am I over-reacting? Well, given the circumstances, and what I was told of the "critical 8 hour window", I decided to wait and see what happened... You have to keep in mind that a flight from Europe to Denver usually takes around 20 hours on average. I didn't want to put myself out-of-reach for the next day, so I waited.

My mom survived like she always does... and thank goodness. I just don't know what I would have done if something went terribly wrong and I didn't get to see her again.

Not to sound to hallmark-y, but wow - you really need to make every moment count, don't go to bed angry - or in my case - don't leave the country angry and talk often.

I love my family more than they know. I know life isn't fair, and I know we can't prevent the unexpected, but if I can prevent the feelings I've felt over the past week, I will.

Amore a tutti e grazie per il tuo prayers

Buona notte~
Jamie

And then he said...

"questo sono inventzione"

Wait, wait (Aspetta, aspetta) let me start from the beginning...

I arrive back from my vacation in the states to find a small crack in the ceiling of my entry way (which is near the bathroom) and in my bathroom there is a yellow stained ceiling and a small tear in the "drywall" or whatever it is that they use here which seems to be the result of a water leak "from above". There are four levels in my building, I live on the third. Therefore, if all things are logical in the world, its safe to assume something is leaking from my neighbors above. Let me just take this moment to say how excited I was for having the opportunity to experience first hand how problems like this are handled in Italy. Some prefer a hole in the head...

OK. Long story short, it took me one week and a lot of "hard" (physically and mentally) Italian conversations with my portinaio (i.e. grounds keeper) to find out what the proper process is to handle issues like this. Silly me... assuming there is such a process... I know better by now.

OK. So my apt is leased through my company (i.e. they signed the dotted line) so all issues are suppose to route through them. The girl I was working with was "molto occupato" very occupied/busy and just couldn't get around to making the call to my "landlord". Everyone I told about the "leak" said, "Don't let that wait" or "That is a big problem" or "Ah, very urgent". YA THINK! Geez! Finally, once a different lady "took over" I got an apt right away.

It is now 8:30am Monday morning, February 1st. My buzzer rings. Its Signora Terabucci (I believe she is 70-something yrs old and is the current "landlord" or "owner" of my apt) and another gentleman (who we will call "Luigi" b/c I can't remember his name). Luigi is some sort of contractor or something - I assumed. They come in and first I point to the ceiling in the entry way. Signora Terabucci looks up and says, "Oh mio dio, terribile, mamma mia". I then walk them into my bathroom hesitantly, worried the little old Italian lady was going to have a heart attack (as the bathroom was much, much worse) and pointed to the ceiling again. I think she had a minor heart attach... she started talking really fast and saying some really bad words about my neighbors above. It is safe to assume she has had similar problems in the past with these particular people.

Then she asks me "Quando" which implied the question, "When did this happen" I told her I was on vacation and when I got home on January 7th, this is what I saw. She flipped out asking me why it took so long for me to call her and how urgent of a matter this was... I didn't have the energy or patience to remind her that the country we currently live in functions completely and totally without process or any sense of urgency. So instead I told her my office needed to call (in broken Italian). She didn't understand and that is par for the course... I just smiled.

After some poking and prodding of the bathroom ceiling, Luigi goes upstairs to see if my neighbors were home. Five minutes later Luigi comes back with two more Italian men. Hey look at that, its my neighbors I've never met. I now have three Italian men and Signora Terabucci in my little apartment. The two neighbors see Signora Terabucci and one of them (we will call "Mario") immediately rolled his eyes a put his hands in a praying position and shaking them up and down ( a VERY common expression used to emphasis the current emotions their feeling - I call it "Talking with hands").

The two men have the opportunity to inspect the "problem at hand". They are all talking at the same time and the decibel level begins to rise. I think to myself, "If three of you would just shut up for two seconds and listen I could probably get to work a lot quicker". It is not how they do things here - in general. The culture is very consistent in this manner - they talk over eachother constantly. I hear Mario say in Italian "It could be your leak, it could be my leak, we do not know." There goes any hope for the logical approach I mentioned earlier. Signora Terabucci goes off and you could tell she was throwing accusations all over the place.... very entertaining but not helpful, and this is when Mario says, "questo sono inventzione" which translates exactly to "That you are inventing." I laughed out loud.

After a lot more bickering, hundreds of pictures and each of them walking in and out of my bathroom (very very small bathroom) 10-15 times each, the result was that Signora Terabucci would contact her lawyer and send the "proper documentation" to my neighbors insisting they investigate the leak, and if confirmed it is their leak - they fix it.

There is a small chance my ceiling will be fixed before my 4th floor neighbors become roommates.

I will NEVER start a Monday that way again. I will wait until at least Tuesday - believe me it is worth it.

Amore a tutti! Buona notte e ciao!
Jme

Strange But True... part 1

Wow Factor:
Did you know that the majority of Italians do not know what a garbage disposal is??? Including my boss who is British. Its true. Its true, and its a shame. Well, its a shame for me because I miss having one!! I'm managing without - but man, can't tell you how many times I've found myself rinsing dishes... then having a mini heart attack as I am trying stop what I had just done.

I learn by repetition...

Driving:
I've come to realize that, in Italy, street lights and signs are merely a suggestion... I'm certain that the intention of installing the traffic lights and yield signs was put in place to provide a bit of order and sanity, but if you leave it to the Italians to interpret on their own you better watch out! I think I've mentioned this before but what makes this so fascinating for me is that Italians have mastered controlled chaos. I see less accidents here than I did in Colorado. Absolutely amazing. Oh and if you ride a scooter or motorcycle - you really don't have to follow ANY rules. It is bizarre how they own the roads - unless, of course they find themselves under a car... but that's a different story. They are - by far- the worst/unsafe drivers on the road here. Even worse than taxis.

To top it off, the speed limits are in kph (kilometers per hour), not mph - there are soooo many conversions I need to know. Who said being different was better!?

Birthdays
If it is your birthday, Italian tradition leaves it to the birthday girl/boy to cover the tab!?!?! That's right, nothing says happy birthday like an 80 Euro tab from your friends. I like birthdays too much to allow this to continue on. Of course I've tried my hardest to conform/adopted and accept the "Italian ways" since I arrived without issue, but the line is drawn here. A colleague and friend of mine recently had a birthday. I brought her a gift and took her to lunch. She couldn't believe it. I think this is one American tradition that the Italians pick up...


Return Policy:
Italy only has a 6 day return policy on all consumer goods? So if you buy a TV, for example, and it starts acting funny on day 4, and of course day 5 happens to be a Sunday and they are closed, you had better get that TV back to the store the next day otherwise you are the new proud owner of a 400 euro piece of crap. You can try to go through the actual maker - but rumor has it the only thing you walk away with is frustration. And if you buy clothes - almost all stores only allow exchanges and never give money back. Another lesson I learned the hard way...


Grocery Store Adventure:
First of all, it is important to point out the fact that you have to pay for grocery bags or "saccetti" when you go to the grocery store? I think they cost around 10 cents each. Once I learned this, I bought a few canvas bags to use instead of wasting money on plastic bags.

They will ask you, "Saccetti?" (bag?) Then I usually have to say, "Si, due grazie". Whydo I say "Si"? Because I almost always forget my canvas bags! Then, you walk to the end of the checkout counter and quickly bag your own groceries. You don't have time to separate meats from dairy or detergent from soda. The pressure is on to pay and get out of the way. Once the checker is finished scanning your items (which is pretty quick - I think all of them hate their jobs immensely) he'll say something like, "venti due quaranta" (22.40). You should try your hardest to give them exact change. Handing them 50 euros will only get you a dirty look and some mumbling while they are shaking their head at you in disgust. Why, you ask? They expect you to make exact change for them! Odd, right?!

Of course, it doesn't stop there. While paying, putting your money away and bagging your groceries - the cashier has already moved on to the next person. You now have approximately 1 minute to get your act together, finished bagging your stuff and get out of the way. If not, you're just annoying the customers in line. They have a clear as day look that says, "c'mon, what is taking her so long?" or "God!" or "We don't have all day". Fair enough. It took me a little while to catch on to the process... like I said, I learn by repetition...

Italians Speaking English:
So far, I think it is safe to say that in general, Italians (those that can speak decent English) think everything is "impossible" or "disasterous". That is still really hard for me to get used to. I was raised to think that "nothing was impossible" and I define a disaster as Hurricane Katrina or the Haiti Earthquake.

On the contrary, I DO NOT consider someone forgetting to send an email or missing a step in an administrative process a "disaster", nor do I think that just because you don't know how to do something it would automatically make it "impossible".

Another interesting comparison is when an English speaking Italian is explaining (in English) how they really enjoyed the service a person or company provided, or like the way something worked. They will describe it as "delicious". Not great, good, wonderful, fantastic, but delicious. For example, a colleague the other day was talking about her tailor and said, "Yes, yes he is just delicious." Ummm.. okay - I guess that works.

Cooking:
Here is something you probably did know... Italians take their cooking VERY seriously. I've had a large number of men ask me if I cook. Of course I lie and say, "Yes" followed with a sarcastic, "do you have a microwave?" Everyone laughs and thinks I'm just being funny. Then they almost always ask me, "When you cook pasta, do you let the water boil first and then add the pasta, or do you put the pasta in before the water is boiling?" My initial thought (which I do not say out loud) is, "well, I've got a 50/50 shot here." One thing I know is that Italians live by tradition. AND, traditionally, I believe the water should be boiling before the pasta is added in. So, after my 5 second analysis I say, "I let the water boil first." I say if very confidently as if implying, "why, didn't you know that?". My answer is a huge success. They let out a sigh of relief as if how I cooked pasta was going to affect them some day. I felt the urge to tell them that I would never put myself in that type of situation so not to worry.

Come to find out Americans have a reputation of - as the Italian men say, "just throwing the noodles in before the water is boiling - can you believe it, its unbelievable!?!" Then, as usual, I say, "Yes, yes I can". Then they laugh as of I'm just being funny again.

Just in case you were wondering, I really do boil my water first :).

My Italian:
Well, I need to get up in 6 hours so I am saying buona notte. Ma (but), before I go I would like to close on a good note. Early last week I said my first full Italian sentence WITHOUT help and WITHOUT screwing it up. It was to a taxi driver - which means he was my only witness so you're just going to have to trust me on this one...

I said, "Scusa, ho solo cinquanta euro".

I was apologizing to the taxi driver because I only had 50 euros. Remember what I said above about correct change....

A presto e amore a tutti!
Jme

Venice and Rome

Apologies for the delay - this posting has taken some time to put together. Mia mamma e mia sorella (sister) came to visit me over Thanksgiving weekend, as I mentioned in my "outing to the hospital" posting. This is what living is Europe is all about. Having the opportunity to travel within and between EU countries is especially easy once you're here.

So here is a brief review of my visit to Rome and Venice with mia mamma e mia sorella!


Welcome to Burano - aka the "Lace Island" of Venice. Everywhere you turn you will little Italian ladies sewing (by hand) some of the most beautiful garments I've ever seen...

These Italian women may be little but man are they persistent. A bit much for me - but my mom was in heaven.







Me, sis and mom on the "Island of Glass" - formally known as Murano. I loved this island. The glass was beautiful - nothing like I'd seen before. But man was it COLD!

In this picture we are standing in front of a working lighthouse.










This picture is some of the residential homes on Murano island.

Venice at night! Very pretty city - no matter what time of the year!

Who knew I could get any whiter!!

This is me and my mom on the top of the infamous Rialto bridge in Venice. Very pretty!

Venice

Totally cool. I love Venice.

Me.

In front of the Rialto Bridge

We were in Venice for only 2 days - there is a lot more I need to see so I hope to get back there this summer when its sunny out!!

Now... on to ROME!

The Roman ruins. This is where Rome started. Now most is in ruins, but very cool history here.

The Arch of something.... I'm forgetting right now. A month ago I would have remembered... Sorry.

Either way - very, very cool and pretty. OCD at its finest right here.

The one and only Colosseum where the Roman Gladiators fought animals and humans. Crazy how things worked back then... Glad its not that way anymore.

Dang it... I'm forgetting what these are called too! Have you seen Angel and Demons??? If so - you've seen these. It is where Tom Hanks finds the first "angel" clue. It starts with a P.

OK, now were into the big bucks here. This is the inside of St. Peters - The church of the Pope himself. I had no idea God had so much money. Seriously, this was intense, huge, shiny, unbelievable...

a bit much...

This was the focal point inside St. Peters Church. Very pretty... very.... intense.

Ha! OK this was one of my favorite statues from the Greek section of the Vatican museum.

This is Zeus and one of his stubborn and obviously very upset children. hehe.

One of many AMAZING ceilings inside the Vatican museum.

I mean mio Dio (My God!). Endless halls of ceilings with just as much (if not more) detail as this one - however each of them unique to the Pope who was in power at that time.

Crazy.

The Vatican from afar.

La Bruchetta!

A great and delicious restaurant in Rome. The man in the picture was our server. But more than that, he is a distant family friend. He knows my mom's uncle Lenny. Uncle Lenny's family is from Italy and he visits often. The best service I've had since I've been here.

Me and my mom at the top of the Spanish Steps. I'm not sure why - but this was one of the monuments I was really excited about. The story behind it isn't even all that impressive - nonetheless - one of my favorite spots.

Ah, here we go... I'm sure you all recognize this statue....

The one and only Fertility Goddess.

Need I say more...

On our way to the Vatican.

Creepy Italian Trees.

Whats the deal? AND how do they grow like that?

The famous river in Rome. God help me - if I could only remember the name.

Obviously I'm too tired and cannot be held accountable for my sporadic Alzheimers. I will update these pictures when I remember - sorry again.

I had over 800 pictures from this trip... You can see a lot more on my facebook page - if you're cool and have a facebook account - have a looksy.

I also think it is important to make note that even though "they" say Italy is still "America friendly", I'm here to tell you that really isn't true. Don't get me wrong, most Italians are nice to me - or at least tolerate me, but there was an incident in Venice where we got into an argument with an Italian restaurant owner who was blatantly scamming us. My tolerance for this has become extremely low (as you could imagine) so once I realized it, I tried to reason with him. Before you know it, we are in the middle of an argument with a man who clearly did not like Americans.


As for Milan... Italians in the area I live are starting to realize I'm not leaving. I think they are "coming around" and now the workers at the grocery store and nearby restaurants are starting to be nicer to me... baby steps...


As for my Italian - its getting there. I still take WAY to long to compose a sentence, so finding people who are patient enough to have a broken Italian conversation with me are almost none. Regardless I understand A LOT more than I can speak. My confidence is a little shaky, but the Italians do appreciate it when I try. So I keep trying.

Well, I promise to post again soon - I am really going to try to post every Sunday.

Buon Natale in retardo (Good Christmas "Late")

A presto (saying to means "talk to you soon")

Jamie

Food - Part 1

This blog is dedicated to my sister (in-law), Alison and my good friend, Dana. Alison, Dana and a few others have asked me what the food was like out here....

"Is it delicious?"

"Have you had Gelato yet?"

"What did you have for dinner?"

"Have you found a lot of good restaurants?"


Today's blog is part one of a special tribute to Italian FOOD. Mostly good experiences so far.

Just to be clear - this is the perception in Italy.

I can't tell you how many times I've heard the expression, "Yeah, everything is bigger in the US."

I have to tell you - they aren't wrong and it goes much farther than food.

"Big Americans" is a BRAND out here :/.

OK, on to the good stuff!

Remember my Bologna blog? I mention having to work in Mirandola by myself over the weekend? Well, lets just say I didn't go hungry. This is one of my favorite meals to date.

Swordfish and pumpkin filled pasta with delicious bread sticks.

I ate everything.

I took this picture in Venice. Specialty cakes and candies displayed in the window front.

They aren't big on candy bars and bon-bons, but made some VERY delicious deserts in many flavors.

Yum.

Another picture from Venice. This guy is actually posing. Its the best he could come up with, I guess.

Of course one of Italy's specialties is pizza.

Depending on what part of Italy you are in will determine the type of pizza you will get. In Milan, the bread is thinner.

Regardless, it is delicious.

This has to be my 2nd favorite meal so far. Again, this was in Venice. It is pesto and cheese cannelloni.

VERY flavorful.

I'm getting hungry.

GELATO!

Gelato is very famous - similar to our ice cream, however it is said to be closer to sherbet but fewer calories. I don't know if that's true but it makes me feel better about eating these!!!

Me enjoying my fruit and gelato while sitting next to the water in Venice :)

There are still some 'food pictures' I need to take, and others I need to get from my mom and sister. A part 2 to this blog will come in the near future.

Amore a tutti!

Ciao

Jamie

This Thanksgiving, I would like to thank...

the man on the train who sat across from me while traveling from Rome to Milan. I believe he joined us at the Florenze stop which means my mom, sister and I enjoyed his company for a little over 2.5 hours. He didn't speak a word but was kind enough to share his bacteria/virus infected germs with me when hacking up a lung every so often during the ride.

I have strep throat.

Do I know for certain that it was him? No. But if you look at the statistics, he is the most likely suspect. Fortunately my mom and sister seem to be fine so far.

Friday and Saturday I was certain it was tonsillitis. Symptoms included fever and incredibly swollen tonsils (sensitive to touch and my neck looked twice the size it should be). My throat was swelling so badly that I took myself to the Ospedale Fatabenefratelli Pronto Soccorso (Hospital Emergency Room) late Saturday night. I was having a hard time breathing. This was an experience I REALLY never wanted to have. I had no idea if they would even treat me. They have socialized health care - but I didn't know how it worked for American expats.

The hospital isn't anything to brag about. It reminded me of very old school cafeteria style floor and walls. The "physician rooms" were lined on the outside perimeter and were separated by plywood (i.e. hollow) doors; otherwise there were tangerine colored curtains with beds set up in the center of the hospital floor.

When I first arrived I was "greeted" by an Italian man who only spoke Italian, saying a lot of things I didn't understand - which is exactly what I told him. He took me by my arm (which I didn't care for too much) and brought me up the a counter where a big piece of plexi glass (thick plastic) separated me from the hospital workers and a small little intercom that I had to speak into. As usual I get a look from them as if I just landed my space craft across the street, had gills and slime dripping from my body. I told them (in English) that I had very bad sore throat and was having a hard time breathing. He then asked me, "Where pain?" I grabbed my neck like I was strangling myself hoping that would translate as "hard to breath". He took my passport, handed me a piece of paper and sent me to a waiting room.

They put me in the bianco (white) category which means "non-urgent" and is greeted with a slap in the face in the form of every single person being treated before me! At first I thought they just didn't want to treat me because I didn't speak Italian, but after a little over an hour I "found" (by simply looking above my head) poster with four circles with four different colors; red, yello, green, white. The Codice Colore (Color Code) - A color coded procedure explaining how they determine who they see first. Bianco was the very last code and least urgent. Damn it.

I waited for 2.5 hours. It was now 2:15 a.m. I watched a lovely older Italian women come and go. A couple brought who brought their mother in - came and went, another women - came and went... all leaving with smiles on their faces - good for them.

I might sound a little disgruntled, but the evening did provide some Italian nightlife entertainment.

1. Crazy Lady:
A crazy drunk/drugged Italian women was staggering down the hall way with her pants around her knees. Thanks to this woman, I will never own green underwear as long as I live.

The orderly finally got her to lay down on a hospital bed. The secutity guard put up the safety bars so she wouldn't fall off the bed. Mr. Safety Guard didn't read the find print that says "if drunk/durgged women puts all her body weight on the bars, they will break and she will fall. She his the floor pretty hard, along with half the bed; screws, nuts and bolts rolling around across the floor.

From what could tell, I believe they ended up strapping her down to a bed. For 1.5 hours straight she screamed random Italian words like "Aiuto" (HELP) and a few words I couldn't make out and non words like "AHHhhhAhh" and "UUUHHH". The hospital staff started yelling back at her "BASTA" (Enough/No more). I dont' think anyone would have minded if they knocked her out (by needle or fist - we didn't care)

2. Dumb Guy:
A younger man (24-26ish years old) came in with a cut on his wrist. He was either drunk or drugged - probably both. There were two waiting room side-by-side which the hospital could combine into one room by opening a sliding ply-wood door that was on the wall shared by the two rooms. While I was there, this shared door was closed - allowing there to be two separate waiting rooms that are accessed by the main hallway.

This guy started banging on one side of this door, then walking around to the waiting room next door and banging on the other side of the same door. He couldn't figure out that they were the same door. VERY strange and a little amusing I must admit! A women looked at me and did (what I have confirmed as) the internation expression for crazy (finger circling you temple).

OK, so it is now 2:15 a.m. I FINALLY get in to see the doctor - yay.

My throat was so swollen she couldn't see anything, so she gave me an anti-inflammatory shot into my arm. I hate needles. She sent me back to the waiting room (NO -anywhere but there!) for 30 mins to let the drugs take effect. Ahhh, man that was great! Almost all the swelling went down!

She gave me Amoxicillian (sp?) and a pain reliever in powder form which I didn't figure out how to take until today... AND I found a new community of white bumps that took up residence on the back of my throat. Once again, making it hard for me to breath!

So, for this Thanksgiving I am going to give a big sarcastic thank you to the gentleman on the train (or whomever it was) for sharing with me and, and a deeply honest thank you to Security Officer Nathan from Tennessee who is based at the US Consulate in Milan . I didn't mention it above, but I had to call him twice to help me with telling me where I should go and translating my symptoms to the doctor.

People! PLEASE do not travel or go to work when you are sick!

I hope everyone had a wonderful, safe and bacteria/virus free Thanksgiving!!!

Promise to post pics of my recent trips to Venice and Rome (with mom and sis) very soon!

Grazie e Ciao!
Jamie

Happy Halloween!!!

A little disappointed in the lack of enthusiasm for Halloween here in Milan. I noticed some of the cafes and specialty food shops decorate with carved pumpkins and pumpkin themed food, but where are the costumes, painted faces, kids on a sugar buzz and bulk bags of candy that eventually contribute to your local dentist's mortgage?

Oh ya, this isn't America.

Well, in all honesty I didn't expect the traditional American style Halloween because that would be silly. But... I did expect something. According to my colleagues at work, Halloween has only been 'recognized' and celebrated for about 10 years, and really is "for the kids" to dress up. The only kids I saw dressed up were my adorable nieces by way of pictures posted by my brother and sister-in-law.

Such a shame. Halloween is great! My favorite part was trick-or-treating in the 'rich neighborhoods' that gave out full-size candy bars :).

Anywho - no Halloween celebrations here. ALTHOUGH, they do have Christmas candy and decorations (including wrapping paper) available in the grocery stores. That gave me a little feeling of 'home'.

Happy Halloween to all!

Ciao,
Jamie

Bologna

Despite the fact that I had to spend an entire weekend in a small town working in a building with no air conditioning.... or people.... the drive to the train station made it worthwhile. The train I was 'catching' was based in a city called Bologna. This city was the perfect ending to a very long and exhausting weekend.

So first point of clarification I need to make is that I was in Bologna for approximately 15 minutes and secondly, I experienced Bologna from the passenger seat of a Mercedes van (Mercedes are VERY common out here- so are BMWs - equivalent to Toyota, Honda, etc in the US).

To that end, I loved it.

Here are a few pics that I was able to catch during my 'drive through'. Remember - I was taking them while sitting in a moving vehicle - bare with my photography.


This is a picture of what used to be considered the entrance into the city of Bologna. Pretty cool.













I love this picture. Aside from the fact that it looks like we are chasing down a couple people on bicycles, it is a good example of what a traditional Italian neighborhood street looks like. Roads made from stone, cars, pedestrians and bicycles sharing a very narrow road and very old buildings shooting straight up into the sky. It makes you feel like you're walking/driving/ riding through a maze. Where will this street lead me? You won't know its a dead end till you get there! In all honestly its a bit annoying if you're lost - but neat to look at.








This is a picture of an old castle.

Thats all I got.

The driver said the name a couple times for me but it sounded like gibberish to me.








This was very interesting... I hadn't seen anything like this in Milan or Mirandola. Its a city (public) bus that has two long, thick, metal 'arms' coming from the roof of the bus and attaching to two parallel cables above it. We were behind this bus for awhile. Sometimes parked cars, people or obstacles (i.e. construction) were in its path, so when it had to pull away from the curb, the 'arms' allowed it to move maneuver around these obstacles.

So, I think to myself, that's interesting.

I stare a little longer and think, what the hell is the point?


If I figure it out - I'll let you know.

My boss' college roommate moved to Bologna and is now the star in his own show as a cross dresser. My boss said, "hey you should check out his show when you go back", and I say, "sure, why not," There is a first time for everything - and I've never seen a cross dresser perform (I think.... and hope... that means sing), so why not see one in a small city in Italy.



More Italian vocabulary:


Perque no (pear kay no) - why not
Buona idea (bwoh nah, ee de eh ah) - good idea
Ma (Mah) - but
cosi cosi (koozie koozie) - so so
Niente (knee yen tay) - Nothing (common response after "Grazie")
basta! (bah stah!) - Stop (i.e. final - its meant as a demand, not a destination or suggestion)
Scusi (sku zee) - sorry (formal)
Scusa (sku zah) - sorry (informal)
Mi dispiace (me dis pee ah che) - I'm sorry (sympathetic)
Mi scusi - Excuse me - 98% of people here never say this - they just slam into you and walk off. To the remaining 2%, I always say, with a smile, "Niente".


Buona notte!
Jamie

The maid came today...

said my 32 year old work friend, Marco. I say dumbfounded, "I'm sorry, WHAT?"

He continues, "My maid came today and I told her not to touch my electronics because it was all messed up the last time she came..."

"Marco," I interrupt, "you have a maid?"
"Yes." he says, as if it were a silly question.

I turn to my other work friend and say, "Tomaso, do you have a maid?" He says plainly, "Yes."

Seriously? I mean, OK, Tomaso is a director and 38 years old. Even still, it surprised me... And Marco - c'mon! Marco is an only child who had an Italian mother that waited on him hand and foot - lame excuse. My two cents (and the reason why the chance of me finding my future husband in this country is unlikely), if you've never had to pick up a broom and clean up after yourself you certainly shouldn't have the luxury of someone else doing it for you. Time to take care of yourself, boys!

Then I ask, "Quanto Costa?" (How much?). They both pay 25 euros per week for a woman to clean their apartment for 3 hours at a time... Ah, but the plot thickens when Tomaso says, "Yeah, but mine (yes he actually said "mine") doesn't like to iron so I take my clothes to the shop."

Wait a minute, the "maid service" includes ironing? Now I'm interested... for about 30 seconds (I hate ironing).

No thanks, I think to myself. I will pocket my 100 euros per month and travel and spend 4-6 hours per month cleaning up after myself. Crazy... I know!

Still though... to realize that a "maid" is as common as fender benders in Milan (which is VERY common - see previous post "A day in the life") blew me away. My research is not finished on this topic. Marco and Tomaso are both single men living like bachelors (and no, I'm not interested in either or them for those of you who already went there...) but what about the married folk? Or even the single women? Very interesting. Marco constantly is telling me that Italians are very lazy. I have a fairly good hunch that it isn't "Italians" but just men in general (except my brother, Jeremy - he cleans a lot ;))

OK, more pictures next post - I promise.

Nuovo Italain words/phrases:
Nuovo - New
Lingua - language
Tutti molto buona (Everything is good) - learned that at dinner tonight ;).
Cato (bad four letter word - also learned at dinner tonight ;))
Tu amo - I love you (learned in a movie over the weekend :))

Buona notte!
Jamie